SuperWholockian Nerdfighter

the-only-consulting-criminal:

Hello, welcome to Jim Moriarty’s IT Tech Support.

For disguises, press 1.
For Spanish support, press 2.
To be made into shoes, press 3.
To be burned, press 4.
To see me in a crown, press 5.
To be skinned, press 6.
To be convinced to jump off a building, press 7.
For a semtex hug, press 8.
For an app for anything, press 9.
For a bedtime story, press 10.

And for the real tech support? Good luck with that.

5 and 10! Five. and. Ten.

(Source: theonlyconsultingstoryteller, via madame-sassalot)